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andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

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ask-whimsical-lulu:

//It’s the same thing!

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maryan-morgendorffer:

wickedprickofthewest:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

maddiexxooxx:

This is just so great

WHY ARE THESE SO ACTUALLY USEFUL

Hanging my precious family vacation memories with nipple clamps.

the penis pump one is glorious

(Source: listoflifehacks)

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mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

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djsckatzen:

wearing lingerie under casual clothes

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WHAT’S THIS? MEME
summoner-rosenthal asked

 

themadvigilantist:

Send “What’s this?” And I will generate a number to see what item your muse has found in mine’s belongings.

13. Chains and whips
“You wanna explain the chains?”

“Well, whoever made the option of a coconut cookie should deserve to be slapped.” She says, finishing off her cookie and washing it down with the tea.

Cecil laughed, taking another sip before eating the rest of his cookie. “Ah, team time is so relaxing with you. Remind me not to skip it.”   

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"Even dirtier!"
summoner-rosenthal asked

thebadtimewolf:

summoner-rosenthal:

 

thebadtimewolf:

Send me "Even dirtier!" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

NSFW SPECIAL 2.0

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8. “Are you asking me to have sex with you?”

“Well, are you?”
She smiled up at him before getting up and as she did, she says “Alright, cupboard boy, since clearly I can see why my future self like you, I’ll accept your mating ritual, thingie, whatever.” She then pecks his nose after adding with a grin “But, don’t grab my ass. Even though she is my future
me and therefore a paradox of us high fiving each other, it doesn’t exactly stop her from crossing her own timeline to blab about her companions and their ‘cute quirks’ like we’re a self-endowed book club couple. Because if you do grab my ass, I will bite you until I taste your blood on my tastebuds. That way she can feel bad about it instead of me. Alright?”

Cecil smiled trying to figure out what she meant. His grasp on time was foggy to say the least and he said finally, “I’m not sure if that’s a threat or a very fun promise. In any case I guess, if it’s what you want.” He pulled her closer and gave her a kiss. His lips passionately pressed to hers and slight hints of his tongue played with hers happily.

She kissed back, cupping his face as her hands ran through his hair, deepening the kiss. She whispered against his lips with a smirk across her face, though she sounded like she was shivering “Now I know why she wouldn’t shut up about kissing you.”

"New I know why I can’t help but, fall for you no matter what face you wear." Cecil said with a smile and kissed The Wolf again. His hands were wrapped around her waist as he trailed down her neck. "You taste wonderful."

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tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom